笑死人的英语笑话大全

看一些英语笑话，既能学到知识，也能开心，何乐而不为呢?今天我们就一起来看看笑死人的英语笑话大全吧!

笑死人的英语笑话大全(一)

Little Johnny says "Mom, when I was on the bus with Daddy this morning,

小强尼说：“妈妈，今天早上和爸爸在公车上时，

he told me to give up my seat to a lady."

他叫我让座给一位女士。”

"You've done the right thing," says Mommy.

妈妈说：“你做得很对呀。”

"But Mommy, I was sitting on daddy's lap."

“但是，妈妈，我是坐在爸爸膝盖上的。”

笑死人的英语笑话大全(二)

Ivan came home with a bloody nose

伊凡鼻子流着血回到家里。

and his mother asked, "What happened?"

他妈妈问，“发生了什么事?”

"A kid bit me," replied Ivan.“

一个男孩咬了我一口，”伊凡说。

"Would you recognize him if you saw him again?" asked his mother.

“再见到他你能认出来吗?”妈妈问。

"I'd know him any where," said Ivan.

“他走到哪里我都能认出他，”伊凡说。

"I have his ear in my pocket."

“他的耳朵还在我衣兜里呢。”

笑死人的英语笑话大全(三)

As the taxi came to a screeching halt at a traffic light,

当出租车在遇到红灯急刹车时，

I asked the driver, "Do you agree that 'Time is money'?"

我问司机：“你同意‘时间就是金钱’这种说法吗?”

"Well, it's a very common saying. “

哦，这是一个普遍说法。

Who will care so much about that?" the driver answered.

在这个问题上，谁会在意那么多呢?”司机回答说。

"Look, the digits in the meter are still running when the car has stopped, "I pointed at the meter.“

看，在车已经停止的情况下，里程表上的数字还在跑。”我指着里程表说。

"Oh, yes. You've got a point here. “

哦，是的。你说的挺有道理的。

In this case, time is money for both of us." added the driver.

在这种情况下，时间对我们俩来说都是金钱。”司机补充说。