1 Goethe was once strolling on a narrow path in a park in Weimar.
As luck would have it, he met with a critic who was hostile to him.
Both of them stopped, staring at each other.
Then the critic said, "I'll never make way for a fool."
"But I will," with that Goethe retreated aside.
1 One day, the teacher inquired Peter: How much is four minus four?Peter was tongue-tied.
The teacher got angry and said: What a fool! You see, if I put four coins in your pocket, but there is a hole in your pocket and all of them leak out, now what is left in your pocket?
The hole.replied Peter.
1、 "Caller: ""I deleted a file from my PC last week and I have just realised that I need it. If I turn my system clock back two weeks will I have my file back again?""."
2、 "A young man went shopping. He bought a small can of corn, a small can of tuna(金枪鱼), a small jar of mayo(蛋黄酱), a small lemon and a very small box of teabags. When he came to the counter the girl at the cashregister smiled at him and said; ""Dearest, You must be single.""
1、 Einstein climbs to the top of Mt. Sinai to get close enough to talk to God. Looking up, he asks the Lord..."God, what does a million years mean to you?" The Lord replies, "A minute." "Einstein asks, "And what does a million dollars mean to you?" The Lord replies, "A penny." Einstein asks, "Can I have a penny?" The Lord replies, "In a minute."
一天，情到浓时，该男子用不太好的英文对洋妞女友说:『I Love You!』
洋女听见大喜，说:『I Love You，too;
那名男子不明所以，竟说:『I Love You，three.....!
One day I see a dog.
I said""Can you speak Chinese?""
I said""So,let""s speak Chinese!""
Tom is a very old man. After dinner, he likes walking in the street. And he goes to bed at seven o’clock.
But tonight, a car stopped at his house. A policeman helps him get out. He tells Tom’s wife, “The old man couldn’t find his way in the street. He asked me to take him in the car.”
1、 What is the difference between a man and E.T.? E.T. phoned home
2、 "What is the thinnest book in the world? ""What men know about women."""
3、 "苦命的 salesman An insect repellent salesman tried to sell his product to a farmer. He said he wasn""t interested because he hadn""t seen any bugs or insects on his farm for years. The salesman indicated he had a wife and four kids and really needed the money. The......"
1、 "When our second child was on the way, my wife and I attended a pre-birth class aimed at couples who had already had at least one child.
The instructor raised the issue of breaking the news to the older child. It went like this:
1、 "Three retirees, each with a hearing loss, were taking a walk one fine March day.
One remarked to the other, ""Windy, ain‘t it?""
""No,"" the second man replied, ""It‘s Thursday.""
And the third man chimed in, ""So am I. Let‘s have a coke."""
2、 "For the first time in many years, a an old man traveled from his rural town to the city to attend a movie. After buying his ticket, he stopped at the concession stand to purchase some popcorn.
1 The blonde and the farmer