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英语笑话《无礼的问题》

2024-02-27 23:06 英语笑话

一个住在城东贫民区的小女孩获得邀请，参加一位贵妇人为城东贫民区的孩子们举行的花园晚会。 更多英语笑话尽在美文故事笑话网。

Impudent Questions

A little girl from the East Side was invited to a garden party given by a very aristocratic lady to a group of little East-Siders.

The little girl, as she drank her tea and ate her plum-cake on a velvet lawn under a white-blooming cherry tree, said to her hostess:

Does your husband drink?

Why-er-no, not to excess, was the astonished reply.

How much does he make?

He doesn't work, said the lady. He is a capitalist.

You keep out of debt, I hope?

白痴问题会把大家都问蒙了的

2024-03-24 05:16 糗事

我有个同事带客看房..约业主看房，业主后来打电话说：他妈妈过来开门............

我同事就跟客户说等一下，业主妈妈过来开门.......

但是突然客户冒了一句话，让所有人都晕了：“男的女的?”

我同事竟然一下没反应过来，也很白痴的说了一句：“女的啊”

我们当时所有在场的人都一直很纳闷：这个客户的妈妈难道不是女的吗??