笑死人不偿命英语笑话

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笑死人不偿命英语笑话(一)

Tom was tired out, and he went to bed as soon as he reached home.

Suddenly it occurred to him that he had planned to do something that evening. As he could not remember what it was, he tossed and turned in his bed for along time.

Finally the thing came to his mind, "My God, the original plan was to go to bed early!" he said depressingly.

汤姆很累，一到家就上床睡觉。

忽然，他想起原来晩上计划做一件事，可他想不起来是什么事，他辗转反侧了很长时间 。

最后他突然想起来了，“上帝，我原来的计划就是早点儿上床睡觉!”他颓丧地自言自语道。

笑死人不偿命英语笑话(二)

Tony and his father are eating dinner.

Suddenly Tony asks his father, "Dad, are flies yummy?"

Dad frowns and says, "No, I think it's yucky. Why do you ask me this question? It's a silly question."

But Tony says, "There was one fly in your plate."

托尼正和他爸爸一起吃晚餐。

突然，托尼问他的爸爸：“爸爸，苍蝇好吃吗?”

爸爸皱眉说：“我想不好吃。你怎么会问这个问题?这可是一个愚蠢的问题。”

可是托尼说：“刚才你盘子里有一只苍蝇。”

笑死人不偿命英语笑话(三)

At the supermarket near our convent I had filled my cart in a hurry and suddenly had an uneasy feeling that I didn't have enough money to pay for all the goods. In desperation I emptied all the items onto the floor and kneeing down, began to add up the prices.

Just then a young supervisor strolled over, bent down and whispered confidentially, "It doesn't matter how hard you pray, sister. We're not reducing the prices."

在我们修道院附近的超市，我急急忙忙地装了满满一推车的东西。突然之间，我有了一种不安的感觉：我带的钱可能不足以支付所有的商品。无可奈何之下，我把所有的东西都摆在地板上，跪下来开始把所有东西的价格加在一起。

正在此时，一个年轻的超市管理员走了过来。他弯下腰，对我耳语道：“修女，无论你怎么费劲祈祷，我们现在都不会降价。”