英语笑话笑翻天

笑一笑，十年少，笑话能愉悦我们的心情，以下是小编准备的英语笑话笑翻天，一起来爆笑吧!

英语笑话笑翻天(一)

come on,guys, we have to grow some meat in this laboratory!

伙计们，加油，我们必须在这个实验室长出一些肉

the main forces behind gm food are the ones who are the most motivated

转基因食物背后的主要力量是这些最积极的

英语笑话笑翻天(二)

during the doctor's periodic visit to my elderly mother, i told him that mother would be celebrating her 98th birthday in few days. delighted by the news, he bent down and gave her a kiss for the occasion. he then announced that he, too, would be celebrating a birthday in few days and asked for a kiss in return.

医生按期来探视我的老母。我告诉他母亲不几天就要庆祝她98岁的生日了。医生听了也很高兴，为此，他弯下腰来亲了她一下。然后他说不几天他也要庆祝自己的生日，并要求她还他一个吻。

when he left, my mother shook her head in disgust. "can you imagine, " she said. "seventy dollars and i had to kiss him too!

医生走后，我母亲厌恶地摇摇头。“你能想象吗，”她说，“付了他70元，我还得亲他!”

英语笑话笑翻天(三)

My husband's first coaching experience was with a junior-high一school basketball team.During a game，he sent in one of the youngest boys and gave him strict instructions. "You go after number twenty-one，Tony.”He said，"And follow him wherever he goes. Don't let him get away from you!”

我丈夫第一次当教练是教一个初中的篮球队。在一次比赛中，他让一个年纪最小的男孩上场并向他做了最严格的指令。“托尼，你紧跟着21号。”他说，“无论他走到哪里都盯着他不放。别让他甩了你。”

A few minutes later my husband saw only four of his players on the court. There was Tony guarding 21，who had been lifted from the game and was sitting on the bench.

几分钟后，我丈夫发现场上只有他的四个队员了。托尼正站在被换下的坐在板凳上的21号队员旁边。