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克拉克宣称，要是对方向华盛顿街上任何一个儿童提任何问题，那孩子都会对答如流。他们便出发了。 更多英语笑话尽在美文故事笑话网。

It was a cold，raw day at Washington.Champ Clark was discussing the gamins of the cities with an English visitor.The latter expatiated on the wit of the London type of the genius.Clark declared that if the Englishman were to ask any Washington street urchin any question，the urchin would make anaptreply.They sallied forth.

What time is it，Bub?They tell me you can tell time by your nose，said the visitor to the first newsboy they met.

一个家伙正在看报纸，他的妻子走到他身后，用一只煎锅敲他的后脑勺。想看更多的英语笑话请跟小编来美文故事笑话网吧。

A guy is reading his paper when his wife walks up behind him and smacks him on the back of the head with a frying pan.

He asks, What was that for?

She says, I found a piece of paper in your pocket with 'Betty Sue' written on it.

He says, Jeez, honey, 'Betty Sue' was the name of the horse I bet on. She shrugs and walks away.

Three days later he's reading his paper when she walks up behind him and smacks him on the back of the head again with the frying pan.