爆冷英语笑话故事

幽默的人不仅仅会说笑话，还要懂得他人说的笑话，来测试一下你的幽默细胞的指数有多高吧!

爆冷英语笑话故事一：把脚放进去

The school girl was sitting with her feet streched far out into the aisle ,

个女学生坐在座位上，脚却伸到课桌间的走道里

and was busily chewing gum,

嘴里起劲地嚼着口香糖，

when the teacher espied her.

被老师发现了

"Mary !" called the teacher sharply.

“玛丽!”老师严厉地叫她。

"Yes,Madam?" questioned the pupil ,

“什么事，老师?”这女学生问。

"Take that gum out of your mouth and put your feet in!"

“把口香糖从嘴里拿出来，把脚放进去。”

爆冷英语笑话故事二：How much English can you speak?

"Your Honor, I want to bring to your attention how unfair it is for my client to

be accused of theft. He arrived in New York City a week ago and barely knew his

way around. What's more, he only speaks a few words of English."

The judge looked at the defendant and asked, "How much English can you speak?"

The defendant looked up and said, "Give me your wallet!"

"法官先生，我的当事人被指控偷窃，这是多么不公正啊。他一周前才来到纽约，几乎不认路。

而且，他只会说几个英语单词。"

法官看了看被告，问道："你会说多少英文?"

被告抬起头，说："把你的钱包给我!"

爆冷英语笑话故事三：Jimmy's Not Stupid

Mrs. White asked her 4th grade class if they thought they were stupid and, if so, to please stand.

Little Jimmy stood up, alone.

Mrs. White said, "Jimmy, do you really think you're stupid?"

"No," Jimmy said. "But I didn't want you standing up there alone."

爆冷英语笑话故事四：He's just Been to the Zoo

When I was waitting in line at the bank , I noticed a woman holding a small child at one of the windows. The boy was eating a roll ,which he thrust at the teller. The teller smiled and shook his head.

"No, no, dear," said the boy's mom. and then , turnning to the teller , "I beg your pardon , young man. Please forgive my son . He's just been to the zoo."

他刚去过动物园

当我在银行里排队时，发现一位妇女抱着一个小孩站在一个窗口。男孩正在吃一个面包卷，并将面包卷戳向出纳员，出纳员笑着摇了摇头。

“别这样，亲爱的，” 男孩的妈妈说。然后她转向出纳员说，“对不起，小伙子。请原谅我的儿子，他刚去过动物园。”