逗乐英语笑话集锦

笑话是幽默的载体，一个成功的笑话能流传千古，听者和讲者都会感到快乐、欣喜，拍掌叫好!今天我们就一起来看看逗乐英语笑话集锦吧!

逗乐英语笑话集锦(一)

宁愿给你买一件礼物

While on a trip, Mom realized that she had forgotten a present for Dad's birthday.

旅途中，妈妈想起她忘记给爸爸买一件生日礼物。

"That's okay," he said, "The only thing I want is for you to love, honor and obey."

“没关系”，他说，“我最想要的东西是你的爱、忠贞和温顺”。

Mom pondered that idea and then replied "I'd rather buy you a gift."

妈妈沉思片刻后回答说，“我宁愿给你买一件礼物”。

逗乐英语笑话集锦(二)

There was once a snail who was sick and tired of his reputation for being so slow.

曾经有只蜗牛，它对自己动作慢的名声感到了厌恶和疲倦。

Hedecided to get some fast wheels to make up the difference.

他决心去弄些跑得飞快的轮子来改变这种境况。

After shopping around a while, he decided that the Datson 240-Z was the car to get.

逛了一圈之后，它决定买Datson 240-Z。

So the snail goes to the nearest Datsundealer and says he wants to buy the 240-Z, but he wants it repainted "240-S".

去了最近的Datsun经销店，去买Datson 240-Z，但是它想把这辆车重新刷漆，改称240-S。

The dealer asks, "Why 'S'?"

经销商问：“为什么是S呢?”

The snail replies, "'S' stands for snail.

蜗牛回答说：“‘s’代表蜗牛。

I want everybody who sees me roaring past to know who's driving."

我想让每一个看见我呼啸而过的人知道是谁在开车。”

Well, the dealer doesn't want to lose the unique opportunity to sell a car to a snail,

经销商不想失去把汽车卖给蜗牛这样一个机会，

so he agrees to have the car repainted for a small fee.

所以他同意收取些许费用，把车重新涂漆。

The snail gets his new car and spent the rest of his days roaring happily down the highway at top speed.

蜗牛开着它的新车，把自己的余生都用在了快乐地高速行使在告诉公路上。

And whenever anyone would see him zooming by, they'd say "Wow! Look at that S-car go!"

而不论何时任何人看见它飞驰而过的时候，都会说：“哦!看那S-car 。”

逗乐英语笑话集锦(三)

They are liberated

My husband, a brawny-looking man, had injured his back andcould barely walk. On the way to doctor, we stopped for gas at aself-serve station dragged my eight-months-pregnant form out frombehind the steering wheel and began pumping.

Two men nearby looked at my husband, who was resting in thecar, and then glanced at me. “Well,” I heard one say to the other,“They are liberated, you know.”

——Ellen McQuarrie (Laveen, Ariz.)

她们被解放了

我丈夫看起来是个很强壮的男人，他的背部受了伤，几乎不能走路。在去看医生的路上，我们在自助站加油，我拖着八个月大的身孕从方向盘后面出来，开始加油。

附近有两个男人看着当时正在车里休息的我丈夫，然后看了我一眼。“哎，”我听见一个对另一个说，“你知道，她们被解放了。”

——爱伦. 迈考利(Laveen ，亚利桑那州)