短篇爆笑英语笑话大全

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短篇爆笑英语笑话一

The young boy protested vigorously when his mother asked him to take his little sister along fishing. "The last time she came," he objected, "I didn't catch a single fish."

"I'll talk to her," his mother said, "and I promise this time she won't make any noise."

"It wasn't the noise, Mom," the boy replied, "She ate all my bait."

当妈妈提出让小男孩带着妹妹一起去钓鱼时，他坚决反对。“上次她跟着我，”他反对说，“我连一条鱼都没能钓上。”

“我会告诉她，”妈妈说，“我保证这次她不再发出响声了。”

“妈妈，不是响声，”男孩回答，“是她把所有的诱饵都吃了。”

短篇爆笑英语笑话二

Mr. Henry Beecher entered Plymouth Church one Sunday and found several letters awaiting him.

He opened one and found it contained the single word ″Fool″.

Quietly and with becoming seriousness he announced to the congregation the fact in these words:

″I have known many an instance of a man writing a letter and forgetting to sign his name,

but this is the only instance I have ever known of a man signing his name and forgetting to write the letter.″

一个星期天,亨利·比切先生到普利茅斯的教堂去,在那里有他的几封信。

他打开其中一封,发现信中只写着“傻瓜”两个字。

他平静而认真地把这件事告诉教友们：

“写信时忘了签名的人,我遇到过很多,但只签名却忘了写信的人,我还是头一次遇到。”

短篇爆笑英语笑话三

A wealthy matron is so proud of a valuable antique vase that she decides to have her bedroom painted the same color as the vase. Several painters try to match the shade, but none comes close enough to satisfy the eccentric woman.

Eventually, a painter approaches who is confident he can mix the proper color. The woman is pleased with the result, and the painter becomes famous.

Years later, he retires and turns the business over to his son. ″Dad,″ says the son, ″there's something I've got to know. How did you get those walls to match the vase so perfectly?″

″Son,″ the father replies, ″I painted the vase.″

一位富婆为拥有一只珍贵的古玩花瓶而深感骄傲,以至于竟要把卧室漆成与花瓶同样的颜色。几名油漆匠试图调出这个底色,但是谁也不能令那位古怪的妇女满意。

最后来了位油漆匠。他非常自信能调出那种颜色。那位富婆对他的成果非常满意,油漆匠于是一举成名。

多年以后,他退休了,生意也交给了儿子。

“爸爸,”儿子说，“有件事我得弄清楚,您是怎样使墙的颜色与花瓶配得那么完美的?”

“儿子,”父亲回答说，“我漆了花瓶。”