高中爆笑英语笑话带翻译

爱笑的人，运气总不会太差，因为笑可以让人充满正能量，更能让自己面对挫折，勇往直前，以下笑话希望能让你爆笑每一天。

高中爆笑英语笑话带翻译一：Drunken Humour 醉汉的幽默

Wife: Dear, you looked quite drunk last night and you kept repeating the same thing at the table.

Husband: Really? Then don't believe anything said by a drunken person. By the way, what did I say to you?

Wife: I love you, dear.

妻子：亲爱的，你昨晚看上去真的醉了，饭桌上老唠叨一件事。

丈夫：真的吗?千万别信一个醉汉说的话，对了，我都说了什么?

妻子：我爱你，亲爱的。

高中爆笑英语笑话带翻译二：送出去还有的东西

What can Santa give away and still keep?

Answer: a cold.

什么东西圣诞老人可以分送出去，自己却也还留着?

答案：感冒。

高中爆笑英语笑话带翻译三：圣诞老人的爱好

What does Santa Claus like to do in his garden?

Answer: he likes to hoe, hoe, hoe.

圣诞老人喜欢在花园里做什么?

答案：锄地。(英文里Hoe 和ho同音。hoe是锄草之意，ho则是圣诞老人的笑声。)

高中爆笑英语笑话带翻译四：Falling Down 他一定是在吹牛

A man is fibbing away about how great things are in his country. Finally, he starts describing the tall buildings in his country.

"There is a building so tall, it took my friend Alex 7 hours to fall off it!"

"Oh, my God!" says his friend. "Surely he must have died!"

"Of course. He was without food or water for 3 days!"

一个人在吹牛，说他们国家得事情是多么不可思议。最后，他开始讲他的国家的建筑物有多么高。

“有一个楼房特别高，我的朋友亚历克斯用了7小时才从它上面跌下来!”

“哦，我的天啊!”他的朋友说。“当然他一定死了!”

“当然。他没有食物和水达3天之久!”

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