关于翻译的笑话

导语：你知道学些笑话的好处么?当第一次见面的时候，总是有不知道该说什么的尴尬，这时候你就需要一些笑话，来缓解一下气氛呢，这里小编为你收集整理了令人喷饭的英语笑话有翻译，希望能对你有所帮助哈!

1 TOM'S EXCUSE

Teacher:Tom,why are you late for school every day?

Tom:Every time I come to the corner,a sign says,"School-Go

Slow".

汤姆的借口

老师：汤姆,您为什么每天上学迟到?

汤姆：我每次路过拐角,一个路标上面写着："学校----慢行."

2 One day in class, the teacher assigned his students to write a composition——If I am a manager.

All the students began to write except a boy. The teacher went to him and asked the reason.

“I am waiting for my secretary,” was the boy’s answer.

导语：经常讲一些笑话，不仅能给自己到来快乐，还能感染他人，这里小编收集整理了英语幽默笑话带翻译5则，一起来看看吧!

A father was trying to teach his son the evils of alcohol.

He put one worm in a glass of water and another worm in a glass of whiskey. The worm in the

water lived, while the one in the whiskey curled up and died.

"All right, son," asked the father, "What does that show you?"

"Well, Dad, it shows that if you drink alcohol, you will not have worms."

导读：两个老朋友分别多年之后又见面了，很快就开始谈起各自丈夫的缺点。我们结婚十五年了，一个妇女说道，每天晚饭后，我丈夫总要抱怨饭菜。更多英语笑话尽在美文故事笑话网。

Two old friends got together after many years and soon fell to discussing their husbands' faults.

We've been married fifteen years, one woman said, and every night after dinner my husband always complains about the food.

How terrible! exclaimed the other. Does it bother you?

Why should it bother me? her friend replied. if he can't only stand his own cooking?

两个老朋友分别多年之后又见面了，很快就开始谈起各自丈夫的缺点。

我们结婚十五年了，一个妇女说道，每天晚饭后，我丈夫总要抱怨饭菜。

真可恶!另一个惊呼道。难道你不烦吗?

Waiter, this lobster has only one claw. -- I'm sorry, sir. It must have been in a fight. -- Well, bring me the winner then.更多英语笑话尽在美文故事笑话网。

Guest: "Why does your dog sit there and watch me eat?" Hotel Host: "I can't imagine, unless it's because you have the plate he usually eats from." 客人：“为什么你的狗狗坐在那儿老是看着我吃东西呢?”旅馆主人：“我不敢想象，除非是因为你拿了它经常用来吃东西的盘子了。”

一天他和伙伴们练习射击，除了彼得其他人都没有问题。他射了九次，一次也没有命中目标。更多英语笑话尽在美文故事笑话网。

One day a little girl came home from school, and said to her mother, Mommy, today in school I was punished for something that I didn't do.

The mother exclaimed, But that's terrible! I'm going to have a talk with your teacher about this! By the way, what was it that you didn't do?

The little girl replied, My homework.

惩罚的原因

一天，小女孩从学校回到家里，对妈妈说：妈妈，今天在学校里我因为一件我没有做的事情而受到惩罚。

妈妈激动地说：那真是太可怕了!我要跟你的老师好好谈一谈，对了，你没有做过的那件事是什么?

小女孩回答说：我的家庭作业。

有笑话，大家一起笑，这就是分享快乐，也许，快乐就是这么简単。下面小编为你带来关于英语笑话短文带翻译，希望你会喜欢。

关于英语笑话短文带翻译一：Stan: I won 92 goldfish.

Fred: Where are you going to keep them?

Stan: In the bathroom 。

Fred: But what will you do when you want to take a bath?

Stan: Blindfold them!

斯丹：我赢了 92 条金鱼。

弗雷德：你想在哪儿养它们?

斯丹：浴室。

弗雷德：但是你想洗澡时怎么办?

斯丹：蒙住它们的眼睛!

关于英语笑话对话篇四

顾客：小心，你的大拇指在我汤里了!

服务员：别担心，先生，不是很烫!

Diner: Watch out! Your thumbs in my soup!

Waiter: Don't worry, Sir, it's not that hot!

有笑话，大家一起笑，这就是分享快乐，也许，快乐就是这么简単。下面小编为你带来有趣的英语笑话短文带翻译，希望你会喜欢。

有趣的英语笑话短文带翻译一

Kid's Perspective

孩子的视角

On the way home from the first day of school, the father asked his son, "What did you do at school today?"

在上学第一天回家的路上，父亲问儿子，“你今天在学校做了什么?”

The little boy shrugged his shoulders and said, "Nothing".

小男孩耸耸肩说:“没什么。”

Hoping to draw his son into conversation, the father persisted and said, "Well, did you learn about any numbers, study certain letters, or maybe a particular color?"

为了把儿了引到谈话中来，父亲继续着话题，说道:“那么，你学习了任何数字、字母或者也许什么特定的颜色吗7”

当听别人说笑话的时候觉得不大好笑，还会觉得冷很冷，可是自己看的时候，却笑到不行，你有这样的经历么?以下的五年级英语笑话带翻译，希望能让你欢乐笑不停。

五年级英语笑话带翻译一：Fried chicken

In class the teacher showed pictures of various birds. Then he asked one of the students, "What kind of bird do you like best, Jack?"

Jack thought a moment, then answered, "Fried chicken, sir."

老师在课堂上向学生们展示了各种各样的鸟的照片。然后他问其中一名学生，“杰克，你最喜欢哪种鸟儿啊?”

杰克想了想，回答，“炸鸡，老师。”

五年级英语笑话带翻译二：How much English can you speak?

"Your Honor, I want to bring to your attention how unfair it is for my client to

经常讲一些笑话，不仅能给自己到来快乐，还能感染他人，这里小编收集整理了短篇的英语笑话大全带翻译，一起来看看吧!

短篇的英语笑话大全带翻译一：遇上大麻烦的夜贼Burglar

A burglar has just made it into the house he's intending ransacking, and he's looking around for stuff to steal. All of a sudden, a little voice pipes up, "I can see you, and so can Jesus!"

Startled, the burglar looks around the room. No one there at all, so he goes back to his business.

"I can see you, and so can Jesus!"

海风市里分管旅游的领导到一个旅游景点视察后，要求这个景区在大门上做点针对外国人营销标语，好让更多的外国人来这里旅游。不巧的是，第二天市里负责宣传的领导也指示景区应当在大门上对外宣传中国的“五讲四美三热爱”，让来到这里的腐朽堕落的资本主义国家的人民充分感受到社会主义的精神风貌。领导一声令下，可苦了景点宣传部负责宣传工作的李大X，这么点面积的地方，要搞这么多东西，不就是大家说的螺蛳壳里做道场吗！李大X知道自己完不成任务，赶忙到处找人来出高招，好让自己脱身，景区也不得罪市里分管领导和市委宣传领导。果真，重赏之下必有勇夫，一个人慢悠悠的找到李大X，牛皮哄哄地告诉他有妙计。李半信半疑，问是先收钱再办事，还是先办事再收钱。结果这个牛人直接说：取得了效果才收钱。李赶忙报告景区主要领导，说有这么一个牛人来了。领导请进牛人，听了方法介绍后，也觉得是碰到了骗子；但牛人又说了取得了效果才收钱，那骗就没有意义。领导思考再三，决定还是死马当作活马医，先办了再看。果真，标语出来后，来的外国游客增加了不少。领导高兴之余，请这个牛人吃饭，不解地问：为什么“五讲四美三热爱”的宣传效果这么好，难道资本主义国家的人还真向往社会主义？牛人哈哈大笑，说：“不是“五讲四美三热爱”的宣传效果好，而是我翻译的效果好。‘fivetalks，fourbeauties，threeloves’，真正的英文含义你们自己去查吧。