搞笑英语笑话有翻译

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搞笑英语笑话有翻译(一)

quick cleanup 快速清扫

unexpected guests were on the way, and my mother, an impeccable housekeeper, rushed around straightening up. she put my father and brother to work cleaning the guest bathroom. later, when she went to inspect it, she was surprised that the once-cluttered room had been tidied up so quickly. then she saw the note on the closed shower curtains. it read "thank you for not looking in the bathtub."

不速之客就在路上，我妈妈，一个完美的家庭主妇，正忙里忙外地整理。她分配给我爸和我哥哥的任务是打扫供客人使用的浴室。一会儿之后，当她去检查的时候，她吃惊了，曾经一度杂乱的房间瞬间就被打扫干净了。接着她看到浴帘上有一张纸条，纸条上写着：“谢谢你没往浴缸里看。”

搞笑英语笑话有翻译(二)

always thirsty 总感到口渴

"i had an operation," said a man to his friend, "and the doctor left a sponge in me."

一个男人对他的朋友说：“我动了一次手术，手术后医生把一块海绵忘在我的身体里了。”

"that's terrible!" said the friend. "got any pain?"

“真是太糟糕了!”朋友说道：“你觉得疼吗?”

"no, but i am always thirsty!"

“不疼，可是我总感到口渴。”

搞笑英语笑话有翻译(三)

goldfish 金鱼

stan: i won 92 goldfish.

斯丹：我赢了 92 条金鱼。

fred: where are you going to keep them?

弗雷德：你想在哪儿养它们?

stan: in the bathroom.

斯丹：浴室。

fred: but what will you do when you want to take a bath?

弗雷德：但是你想洗澡时怎么办?

stan: blindfold(蒙眼睛) them!

斯丹：蒙住它们的眼睛!