精彩英语笑话大全笑破你的肚子

从笑话中学习英语，轻松自在，让你充满自信、左右逢源。以下是小编准备的精彩英语笑话大全笑破你的肚子，一起来爆笑吧!

精彩英语笑话大全笑破你的肚子(一)

Selling secondhand books at our church bazaar, I got into an argument with a prospective customer. He was interested in buying The Pocket Book of Ogden Nash but claimed it was overpriced at 35 cents. Other paperbacks were selling for ten or 15 cents each.

在教堂的义卖市上卖旧书时，我与一名准备买东西的顾客发生了一场争论。他对购买袖珍奥金.纳什集颇感兴趣，但是说它要三十五美分开价过高。其它的平装书每本才卖十或十五美分。

I pointed out that the book was in good condition. Nash was a fun poet, and it was for a good cause. He said it was a matter of principle. Ultimately, I agreed to sell him the book for 15 cents. Triumphant, he paid with a $10 bill. "Keep the change," he said.

大的美女编辑们我指出这本书保存状况颇好，纳什是个有趣的诗人，这个要价是合理的。他说这是个原则问题。最终，我同意以十五美分的价格将这本书卖给他。他得意洋洋，拿出一张十美元的票子付帐。“零钱不用找了。”他说。

精彩英语笑话大全笑破你的肚子(二)

刚来加拿大的时候去买快餐，英文很烂我就说i want combo one,(大号的)后来那个人又说了一大堆英文问我要洋葱cheese(奶酪)么之类的?我听不懂就一个劲说i want combo one,

后来我看见那个人像中国人，我就直接问他Can you spell Chinese? (你能拼写中文吗?)

然后那个人郁闷了好久我为啥问他能能拼chinese..

后来才发现是speak不是spell............

精彩英语笑话大全笑破你的肚子(三)

George comes from school on the first of September.

9月1日， 乔治放学回到家里。

"George, how did you like your new teacher?" asked his mother.

“乔治，你喜欢你们的新老师吗?” 妈妈问。

"I didn't like her, Mother, because she said that three and three were six and then she said that two and four were six too....."

“妈妈，我不喜欢，因为她说3加3得6, 可后来又说2加4也得6。”