精彩幽默英语笑话大全

今天小编为大家整理了精彩幽默英语笑话大全，希望能博大家一笑!

精彩幽默英语笑话大全(一)

BUY BRICK

Deciding to do some back-yard landscaping, my father-in-law went to the brickyard to buy quantity of brick. When he asked the salesclerk about the cost, the man replied. "The more you buy, the cheaper they are."

"'is that so?" said my father-in-law." Then just keep loading them on my truck until they're free.

买砖

我岳父打算买些砖来修整一下后院。他到砖厂拉砖，当问到砖价时，售货员回答说：“买得越多，价格越低。”

“真的吗?”我岳父说，“那么往我的卡车上猛装吧，一直装到免费为止。”

精彩幽默英语笑话大全(二)

A curious child asked his mother: “Mommy, why are some of your hairs turning grey?”

一个孩子好奇的问妈妈：“妈咪，为什么你的头发有的变灰白了?”

The mother tried to use this occasion to teach her child: “It is because of you, dear. Every bad action of yours will turn one of my hairs grey!”

妈妈想利用这个机会好好教育教育她的孩子：“因为你啊，宝贝。每次你不听话，我就会有一根头发变灰白的。”

The child replied innocently: “Now I know why grandmother has only grey hairs on her head.”

孩子天真的回答：“现在我知道为什么外祖母头上只有灰白的头发了。”

精彩幽默英语笑话大全(三)

Wife: Dear! Take a look at those soldiers gawking at the lovely young girl passing by.

Husband: Soldiers? What soldiers?

妻子：亲爱的!快看那些士兵，他们看经过的那位漂亮女郎都看得发呆了。

丈夫：士兵?什么士兵?