精选逗死人英语笑话

幽默寓于笑话之中，它是笑话的精料，智慧之所在。以下是小编为大家带来的精选逗死人英语笑话，一起来爆笑吧!

精选逗死人英语笑话(一)

A dumb blonde was bragging about her knowledge of the state capitals of the United States.

She proudly announced, "Go ahead, ask me any of the capitals, I know all of them."

A redhead said, "O.K., what's the capital of Wyoming?"

The blonde replied, "Oh, that's easy, W."

精选逗死人英语笑话(二)

Customer: Waiter, I've only got one piece of meat in my dish.

Waiter:Just a moment, sir and I'll cut it in two.

顾客：服务员，我盘子里怎么只有一块肉?

服务员：先生，请稍候，我去把它切成两块。

精选逗死人英语笑话(三)

This man was sitting quietly reading his paper one morning, peacefully enjoying himself, when his wife sneaks up behind him and whacks him on the back of his head with a huge frying pan.

MAN: "What was that for?"

WIFE: "What was that piece of paper in your pants pocket with the name Barbara Ann written on it?"

MAN: "Oh honey, remember two weeks ago when I went to the horse races? Barbara Ann was the name of one of the horses I bet on."

The wife looked all satisfied, apologizes, and goes off do work around the house.

Three days later he is once again sitting in his chair reading and she repeats the frying pan swatting.

MAN: "What the heck was that for this time?"

WIFE: "Your horse called."