令人发笑的英语笑话

看一些笑话，能排解我们的忧愁，快一起来看看令人发笑的英语笑话吧!
 

篇一：令人发笑的英语笑话

时间对我们俩来说都是金钱

As the taxi came to a screeching halt at a traffic light,

当出租车在遇到红灯急刹车时，

I asked the driver, "Do you agree that 'Time is money'?"

我问司机：“你同意‘时间就是金钱’这种说法吗?”

"Well, it's a very common saying. “

哦，这是一个普遍说法。

Who will care so much about that?" the driver answered.

在这个问题上，谁会在意那么多呢?”司机回答说。

"Look, the digits in the meter are still running when the car has stopped, "I pointed at the meter.“

看，在车已经停止的情况下，里程表上的数字还在跑。”我指着里程表说。

"Oh, yes. You've got a point here. “

哦，是的。你说的挺有道理的。

In this case, time is money for both of us." added the driver.

在这种情况下，时间对我们俩来说都是金钱。”司机补充说。

篇二：令人发笑的英语笑话

好多车在逆向行驶

As a senior citizen was driving down the freeway, his car phone rang.一位老人正开车下高速公路，他的电话响了。

Answering, he heard his wife's voice urgently warning him, "Herman, I just heard on the news that there's a car going the wrong way on 280. Please be careful!"接通电话，他听见妻子着急的说：“赫曼，我刚听新闻说280路上有个车逆向行驶，一定要小心!”

"Hell," said Herman, "It's not just one car. It's hundreds of them!"“天哪，不是一辆车，好多车都在逆向行驶!”

篇三：令人发笑的英语笑话

Can I have another one?

有次跟英国同学一起去一家餐馆，那里主菜是可以续的。因此一群人兴致勃勃一起前去。主菜分量小，吃一份确实还没饱。我当即想要续一份，于是举着手对服务员 叫唤：“Can I have another one?服务员连忙跑过来惊恐地看看我，再看看我的盘子，问我：“Is there any problem, sir?”我回答：“No, I just want to have another one。”一边说一边还心里犯嘀咕，英国佬也挺抠门的嘛，明明说好能续的，怎么一谈到续餐还要大惊小怪问有什么问题。

对面的同学见状，立马微笑着对服务员解释道：“Just one more,please。”服务员这才跑开去，但仿佛还心有疙瘩。等服务员再端上来一份后，人家还念念不 忘问我是否对主菜有任何问题，我忙不迭地说“没问题，没问题……”接下去的餐只敢埋头闷吃，极为不好意思。

提示：原来这位同学说的那句话，以及说话前的大声召唤状会被人误以为是我对食物不满意，要求更换一份。通常这对一家餐馆来说是一种极大的不满和批评，属于挺原则性的问题。其实要求续餐只需简单说一句“One more，please”即可，意思就是“再给一份”。