英文笑话：碰哪儿，哪儿疼

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A man went to the doctor and explained, "Doctor, wherever I touch, it hurts."

一个人跑到医生那里，说：“医生，我碰哪儿，哪儿疼。”

The doctor asked, "What do you mean?"

医生问，“什么意思?”

The man said, "When I touch my shoulder, it really hurts. If I touch my knee - OUCH! When I touch my forehead, the pain is excruciating."

那个人说：“我摸我的肩膀的时候，真的很疼。摸膝盖的时候——哎呀!摸我的前额，真的是钻心的疼。”

The doctor said, "I know what's wrong with you - you've broken your finger!"

医生说：“我知道是什么问题了——你的手指受伤了。”

Three turtles decided to have a cup of coffee.

三只乌龟决定去喝咖啡。

Just as they got into the cafe, it started to rain.

它们刚到咖啡店的门口，就下起雨来。

The biggest turtle said to the smallest one, " Go home and get the umbrella."

于是最大的那只乌龟对最小的乌龟说，“你回家去取伞吧。”

The little turtle replied, "I will, if you don't drink my offee."

最小的乌龟说，“如果你们不把我的咖啡喝了，我就去。”

"We won't," the other two promised.

“我们不喝，”另外两只乌龟答应说。

Two years later the big turtle said to the middle turtle, "Well, I guess he isn't coming back, so we might as well drink his coffee."

两年后，大乌龟对中乌龟说，“好吧，我猜他肯定不回来了，我们可以把它的咖啡喝掉了。”

Just then a voice called from outside the door, "If you do, I won't go."

正在这时，一个声音从门外传来，“你们要是喝了，我就不去。”

An English teacherasked her class to write an essay on what they'd do if they had a million dollars. Alec handed in a blank sheet of paper. 'Alec!' yelled the teacher, 'you've done nothing. Why?'

一位英语老师要她班上的学生写一篇关于如果他们有一百万美元他们会做什么的文章。亚力克交了白卷。“亚力克!”老师喊着说，“你什么也没做。为什么?”

'Because if I hada million, dollars that's exactly what I would do!'

因为如果我有一百万美元，那我就什么也不做啊!”