儿童幽默英文笑话

笑话来源于生活，经过艺术加工的语言形式,是艺术化的语言。下面小编马上为你带来儿童幽默英文笑话，希望你会喜欢。

儿童幽默英文笑话一：The Fox and the Tiger

An Archer, hunting in the woods, was so successful with his arrows that he killed many of the wild animals. This frightened the rest so much that they ran into the densest part of the bushes to hide. At last the Tiger stood up, and pretending to be very brave, told the other animals not to be afraid anymore, but to rely on his courage, and he would attack the enemy on his own. While he was talking, and lashing his tail and tearing at the ground with his claws to impress the others, an arrow came and pierced his ribs. The Tiger howled with pain.

While he was trying to draw out the arrow with his teeth the Fox went up to him and asked, in surprise, whoever had the strength and courage to wound such a brave and mighty beast as the Tiger?

"Nay," said the Tiger, "I misjudged my enemy. It was that unbeatable man over there!"

MORAL: Knowledge is power.

狐狸和老虎

一个射手正在森林里打猎。他的箭法好极了，射死了许多野兽。这可大大地吓坏了余下的动物，它们都跑到最茂盛的灌木丛中躲藏起来。最后，老虎站了起来，装着非常勇敢的样子叫其余的动物相信它的勇敢，不必再害怕。它将独个儿向敌人进攻。它一边说着，一边甩动着它的尾巴，并用它的爪子刨着地上的泥土，想使别人更信任它。就在这时，一枝箭飞来，刺穿了他的肋骨，老虎顿时痛得吼叫起来。

正当它尽力用牙齿拔出身上的箭时，狐狸走上前来吃惊地问道：“谁能有这样的力气和胆量来伤害象老虎这样勇敢而强有力的野兽呢?”

“不，”老虎说，“我错误地判断了我的敌人，是那边那个不可战胜的人打败了我。”

儿童幽默英文笑话二：　Keys to Success 成功的关键

One day a father was teaching his son and said, "The keys to your success are keeping your word and cleverness.

一天，父亲教育儿子说：“一个人成功的关键就是严守诺言和足够聪明。

Once you give somebody a promise, you must carry it out on matter what will happen. This is called 'keeping one's words.'

一旦你给了别人承诺，无论发生什么事，你都得实现它，这个就叫‘守诺言’。”

"What is cleverness? asked his son.

儿子问：“那么什么是聪明呢?”

"Cleverness is that you'll never make such a promise, " the father answered.

父亲回答：“聪明就是任何时候都别做这样的承诺。”

儿童幽默英文笑话篇三：Very Pleased to Meet You

During World War II, a lot of young women in Britain were in the army. Joan Phillips was one of them. She worked in a big camp, and of course met a lot of men, officers and soldiers.

One evening she met Captain Humphreys at a dance. He said to her, "I‘m going abroad tomorrow, but I‘d be very happy if we could write to each other." Joan agreed, and they wrote for several months.

Then his letters stopped, but she received one from another officer, telling her that he had been wounded and was in a certain army hospital in England.

Joan went there and said to the matron, "I‘ve come to visit Captain Humphreys."

"Only relatives are allowed to visit patients here," the matron said.

"Oh, that‘s all right," answered Joan. "I‘m his sister."

"I‘m very pleased to meet you," the matron said, "I‘m his mother!"

很高兴认识你

在第二次世界大战中，有许多年轻的妇女在军营中服役。琼.飞利浦斯是其中之一。她在一个大军营中工作，当然遇到了许多男士，包括军官和士兵。

一天晚上她在舞会上遇到了军官汉弗雷斯。他对她说，“我明天就要出国，但如果我们能够相互写信，我会很高兴。”琼同意了，于是他们几个月里一直通着信。

后来，他再没有来信。她收到了另一个军官的信，告诉她，他受伤了，住在英格兰的某个部队医院里。

琼到了医院，她对护士长说，“我来看望军官汉弗雷斯。”

“这里只有亲属可以探望病人。”护士长说。

“噢，是的，”琼说，“我是他的妹妹。”

“很高兴认识你，”护士长说，“我是他的母亲。”

儿童幽默英文笑话四：Who is that woman?那女人是谁?

The newlyweds entered the elevator of their Miami Beach hotel.

一对新婚夫妇走进位于迈阿密海滩旅馆的电梯。

The operator, a magnificent blonde, looked at them in surprise and said, "Why, hello, Teddy, how are you?"

电梯操作员是一个漂亮的金发碧眼的美女，看到他们十分惊奇，她说：“嗨，Teddy,你好吗?”

When the couple reached their room, the piqued bride demanded: "Who was that woman?!"

夫妇俩到了他们自己的房间，愤怒的新娘要求丈夫做出解释：“那女人是谁?!”

"Take it easy, honey," said the groom, "I'm going to have trouble enough explaining you to her."

“冷静点，宝贝，”新郎说：“我得对她解释你是谁，这已经足够烦死我了。”