英语爆笑笑话10则

导语：有笑话，大家一起笑，这就是分享快乐，也许，快乐就是这么简単。下面美文故事小编为你带来英语爆笑笑话10则，希望你会喜欢。

1、 What is the difference between a man and E.T.? E.T. phoned home

2、 "What is the thinnest book in the world? ""What men know about women."""

3、 "苦命的 salesman An insect repellent salesman tried to sell his product to a farmer. He said he wasn""t interested because he hadn""t seen any bugs or insects on his farm for years. The salesman indicated he had a wife and four kids and really needed the money. The......"

4、 "运动世家 A German, Englishman and American are traveling on a train. They get bored and start telling each other about their families. The German says I have 4 kids, one more and they""ll make a basketball team. The Englishman says huh!Thats nothing, I have 10 boys,&nbs......"

5、 "FLOWERS It means that... You love the beauty of nature, the scent of flowers and appreciate this timeless romantic gesture. OR You get some twisted joy out of watching vegetation wither and die."

6、 "Revealing Gift Test Which gift would you like? To determine your personality, pick the gift you""d most like to receive."

7、 "A SWEET POEM It means that... You""re a hopeless romantic, a cultured person who recognizes the power and beauty of the written word. OR You""re used to cheap gifts and like to pass yourself off as a cultured person who recognizes the power and beauty of the w......"

8、 "A married couple on the farm are visited by an alien couple. The alien couple asked the human couple if they would like to swap partners for sex.

They agree, the human woman and alien man are together. She says, ""You have a small penis!""

The alien man replies, ""pull my ears!""

......A man enters a barber shop for a shave.

While the barber is foaming him up, he mentions the problem he has getting a close shave around his cheeks.

""I have just the thing,"" says the barber, taking a small wooden ball from a nearby drawer. ""Just place this between your cheek and gum.""

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9、 "A man was walking along the street when he saw a ladder going into the clouds. As any of us would do, he climbed the ladder. He reached a cloud, upon which sat a rather plump and very ugly woman. ""Screw me or climb the ladder to success,"" she said.

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10、 "同学是某偏远地区的，英语发音一直不标准，老师英文也是发不准，所以学生更是一口地道的土腔英语。

话说同学的妹妹刚上初一，学英语的积极性狂高，每天早晨天不亮就开始朗读单词，这天像往常一样，继续拼命的读，他爹就蹲在窗户底下抽烟袋。小妹妹念“hands(音:汉子),hands”，“two hands(偷汉子)。他爹听完就止不住的皱眉，一大早就听见闺女要偷汉子，心想怪不得听说外国人开放， 书上都这么写。小妹妹继续读“hands，hands，two hands(偷汉子)”。

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