最新英语笑话超爆笑

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最新英语笑话超爆笑(一)

One day a little white rabbit went to a bakery and asked, "Have you got 100 buns?"

一天有只小白兔来到面包店问：“请问你们有100个小面包吗?”

The shopkeeper answered, "Sorry, we don't have that many."

老板回答：“抱歉我们没有那么多。”

"Oh, that's a pity!" said the rabbit and left, disappointed.

“哦，太遗憾了。”小白兔失望地离开了。

The second day the little white rabbit went to the bakery again and asked, "Have you got 100 buns?"

第二天小白兔又来到那个面包店问：“请问你们有100个小面包吗?”

The shopkeeper again answered, "Sorry, we don't have that many."

老板仍回答：“抱歉我们没有那么多。”

"Oh, it's a pity," said the rabbit, and again left, disappointed.

“哦，太遗憾了。”小白兔又失望地离开了。

The third day the little white rabbit went again to the bakery and asked, "Have you got 100 buns?"

第三天小白兔依然来到那家面包店，问：“请问你们有100个小面包吗?”

"Oh, yes we have 100 buns today!" the shopkeeper answered gladly.

“啊是的，今天我们有100个小面包啦!”老板高兴地回答。

"That's great, I'll buy two, thank you!"

“那太好啦!我买2个，谢谢!”

The shopkeeper stood silently.

老板无语了……

最新英语笑话超爆笑(二)

A young girl was asked by her mother, "What do you want to be when you grow up?" The girl replied, "I want to be an old maid."

Her mother was surprised to hear that, and said, "Oh,dear, why?" The girl said, "I don't think I would like to kiss a man so many times and to tell him he handsome every time. I will get bored. I like to go shopping, so I'd rather earn money to buy things for myself."

一个少女的母亲问她：“你长大后想干什么呀?”少女说：“我想做个老姑娘。”

她的母亲听到这话感到非常惊讶。她说：“啊，亲爱的，这是为什么呀?”少女说：“我觉得我不会老是要去亲一个男人，而且每次还要说他很帅。我会感到厌倦的。我喜欢逛商店，所以我宁愿去赚钱给自己买东西。”

最新英语笑话超爆笑(三)

A: I have the perfect son.

B: Does he smoke?

A: No, he doesn't.

B: Does he drink whiskey?

A: No, he doesn't.

B: Does he ever come home late?

A: No, he doesn't.

B: I guess you really do have the perfect son. How old is he?

A: He will be six months old next Wednesday.

完美儿子

A:我有一个很完美的儿子.

B:他抽烟吗?

A:不抽.

B:他喝威士忌酒吗?

A:不喝.

B:他会不会很晚回家?

A:不会.

B:我想你确实有一个完美儿子. 那他多大了?

A:下个星期三就满6个月了.