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超有趣的英语笑话

笑一笑,十年少,多看一些笑话有助于我们身心健康,今天我们就一起来看看超有趣的英语笑话吧!

超有趣的英语笑话(一)

Before the final examination, Tom told his mother, "Mom, I had a dream last night that I'd passed today's exam.""Don't trust dreams, dear. It is said what you experience in dreams usually turns out to be the opposite." Mother replied."Then I do hope I'll fail the other subjects in my dream tonight," Tom said.

在期末考试之前,汤姆告诉他的母亲:“妈妈,我昨天晚上做了一个梦,梦见我通过了今天的考试。”“不要相信梦,亲爱的。据说梦中的经历通常与现实相反。”妈妈答道。“那么,我真希望在今晚的梦中,我的其他功课都不及格。”汤姆说。

超有趣的英语笑话(二)

My husband was enjoying the day off from work and watched me scurry about the house.

丈夫正在过休息日,他看着我在屋子里来回奔忙。

I picked up his dirty clothes, put away his work shoes, carried out his popcorn bowl from the previous night's football viewing, washed the breakfast dishes, wiped the coffee he'd spilled and ironed his shirts.

我捡起他在脏衣服,将他工作时穿的鞋子放到一边,拿走前一天晚上他看橄榄球时放在旁边放爆米花的碗,洗早餐的盘子,擦去他溅出的咖啡,熨他的衬衣。

Seeing a thoughtful look on his lace, I wondered if he was beginning to realize just how much unnecessary work he created for me. Maybe he would offer to help. "A penny for your thoughts," I said.

看到他脸上若有所思的神情,我想他是不是开始意识到他给我添了许多不必要的麻烦,也许他还会帮帮忙呢!“给你一分钱,告诉我你在想什么?”

"I was thinking," he replied, "that one of the things I like best about you is how you always find ways to keep yourself busy."

“我在想,”他回答道,“你总能找到办法使自己忙个不停。这一点我很喜欢。”

超有趣的英语笑话(三)

I was accompanying my husband on a business trip. He carried his portable computer with him, and the guard at the airport gate asked him to open the case. It was locked, and the man waited patiently as my embarrassed spouse struggled to remember the combination. At last he succeeded.
我陪丈夫一起出差,他带着他的笔记本电脑。到了机场出口处时, 有位检查员要他打开包。但是包锁上了,机场工作人员耐心地等着我那窘迫的丈夫设法回想起暗锁的密码。最后他终于想起来了。
“Why are you so nervous?"I asked him.
”你为什么那么紧张呢?“我问他。
"The numbers are the date of our annivorsary.my husband confessed.
“密码是我们的结婚纪念日。”他承认道”

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