逗趣英语笑话带翻译

幽默寓于笑话之中，它是笑话的精料，智慧之所在。以下是小编准备的逗趣英语笑话带翻译，一起来爆笑吧!

逗趣英语笑话带翻译(一)

My husband and I are both writers. During dinner conversations, we often tell our children about our working days. It wasn't clear how much they absorbed until one day I overheard my seven-year- old, Lucy, cry out in frustration at her five-year-old sister, Charlotte, "You, you... you editor!"

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我丈夫和我都是作家。晚夕谈话中，我们经常给孩子们谈到我们的工作。没人清楚他们听懂了多少。直到有一天，我偶然听到七岁的女儿卢希烦恼地向她五岁的妹妹喊道：“你，你----你这个编辑!”

逗趣英语笑话带翻译(二)

Just back from the grocery store, I was unpacking mypurchases when my 15-year-old son walked into kitchen. “What didyou buy that’s good to eat?”

“Lots,” I answered. “Grapes, oranges,apples——”

“Let me ask itdifferent way，Mom,”he broke in. “What did you buy that’s bad to eat?”

——Marcia Levy(Girard，Ohio)

你都买了些什么……

我刚从食品店回来，取出所卖的东西，15岁的儿子走进厨房问：“你都买了些什么好吃的?”

“许多呢。”我回答，“葡萄、桔子、苹果——”

“让我用另一种方式问你，妈咪。”他打断了我，“你都买了些什么难吃的东西?”

——玛西娅.利维(吉拉德，俄亥俄州)

逗趣英语笑话带翻译(三)

Jack Hawkins was the football coach at an Amercian college, and he was always trying to find good players, but they weren‘t always smart enought to be accepted by the college.

One day the coach brought an excellent young player to the dean of the college and asked that the student be allowed to enter without an examination. "Well," the dean said after some persuasion, "I‘d better ask him a few questions first."

Then he turned to the student and asked him some very easy questions, but the student didn‘t know any of the answers.

At last the dean said, "Well, what‘s five times seven?"

The student thought for a long time and then answered, "Thirty-six."

The dean threw up his hands and looked at the coach in despair, but the coach said earnestly, "Oh, please let him in, sir! He was only wrong by two."

杰克霍金斯是美国一所学院的橄榄球队教练，他竭力想物色好球员。但是好球员学业不行，院方不愿录取。

有一天，教练带着一位优秀的年轻球员去见院长，希望院方同意他免试入学。经过一番劝说后院长说：“那我最好先问问他几个问题。”

然后他转向学生，问了几个非常简单的问题。可是那个学生一个也答不上来。

最后院长说：“那么，五乘七得多少?”

学生想了很久，然后回答说：“三十六。”

院长摊开双手失望地看了看教练。可是教练认真地说，“噢，录取他吧，先生。他的答案只比正确答案多二。”