精选笑哭你的英语笑话

笑话是幽默的载体，一个成功的笑话能流传千古，听者和讲者都会感到快乐、欣喜，拍掌叫好!今天我们就一起来看看精选笑哭你的英语笑话吧!

精选笑哭你的英语笑话(一)

老师哭了

The six-year-old John was terribly spoiled . His father knew it, but his grandma doted on him. He hardly left her side. And when he wanted anything, he either cried or threw a temper tantrum. Then came his first day of school, his first day away from his grandmother's loving arms.

When he came home from school his grandma met him at the door.

"Was school all right?" she asked, "Did you get along all right? did you cry?"

"Cry?" John asked. "No, I didn't cry, but the teacher did!"

六岁的约翰娇生惯养。他的父亲知道这一点，可他的祖父母仍然宠着他。这孩子几乎寸步不离他的祖母。他想要什么不是哭，就是闹。他第一天上学才离开祖母的怀抱。

约翰放学了，他奶奶在门口接他并问道：“学校怎么样?你过的好吗?哭了没有?”

“哭?”约翰问，“不，我没哭，可老师哭了。”

精选笑哭你的英语笑话(二)

H to O

An instructor in chemical warfare asked soldiers in his class: "Anyone knows the formula for water?"

"Sure. That's easy," said one man.

"What is it?"

"H, I, J, K, L, M, N, O."

"What, what?" reasked the instructor.

"H to O," explained the chemistry expert.

生化战争课的老师在课堂上问士兵们：“谁知道水的分子式?”

“当然，太简单了。”一个士兵回答道。

“是什么?”

“H, I, J, K, L, M, N, O.”

“什么，什么?”老师又问道。

“H to O，”化学专家解释道。

精选笑哭你的英语笑话(三)

Can I have another one?

留学地：英国

有次跟英国同学一起去一家餐馆，那里主菜是可以续的。因此一群人兴致勃勃一起前去。主菜分量小，吃一份确实还没饱。我当即想要续一份，于是举着手对服务员 叫唤：“Can I have another one?服务员连忙跑过来惊恐地看看我，再看看我的盘子，问我：“Is there any problem, sir?”我回答：“No, I just want to have another one。”一边说一边还心里犯嘀咕，英国佬也挺抠门的嘛，明明说好能续的，怎么一谈到续餐还要大惊小怪问有什么问题。

对面的同学见状，立马微笑着对服务员解释道：“Just one more,please。”服务员这才跑开去，但仿佛还心有疙瘩。等服务员再端上来一份后，人家还念念不 忘问我是否对主菜有任何问题，我忙不迭地说“没问题，没问题……”接下去的餐只敢埋头闷吃，极为不好意思。

提示：原来这位同学说的那句话，以及说话前的大声召唤状会被人误以为是我对食物不满意，要求更换一份。通常这对一家餐馆来说是一种极大的不满和批评，属于挺原则性的问题。其实要求续餐只需简单说一句“One more，please”即可，意思就是“再给一份”。