可爱搞笑英语笑话

看英语笑话的时候，我们不仅可以获得开心，还可以 学习不少英语知识，何乐而不为呢?今天我们就一起来看看可爱搞笑英语笑话吧!

可爱搞笑英语笑话(一)

I am the Only Driver

A short young man was running behind a bus which was full of passengers. But the bus still ran at a great speed.

"Stop, stop, " a passenger looked out of the window, and shouted at the young man, "you can't catch it ! "

"I must," the young fellow said, out of breath, "because I'm only driver of the bus.

我是司机

在一辆满载乘客的公共汽车后面，一位小个子青年在奔跑着。气车仍在高速前进。

“停下吧，”一位乘客把头伸出窗子，对小个子喊道，“你追不上的!”

“我必须追上，”小个子气喘吁吁地说，“我是司机!”

可爱搞笑英语笑话(二)

The New Teacher

George comes from school on the first of September.

George, how did you like your new teacher? asked his mother.

I didn't like her, Mother, because she said that three and three were six and then she said that two and four were six too.....

新老师

9月1日， 乔治放学回到家里。

乔治，你喜欢你们的新老师吗? 妈妈问。

妈妈，我不喜欢，因为她说3加3得6, 可后来又说2加4也得6。

可爱搞笑英语笑话(三)

A lawyer opened the door of his BMW, when suddenly a car came along and hit the door, ripping it off completely. When the police arrived at the scene, the lawyer was complaining bitterly about the damage to his precious BMW.

"Officer, look what they've done to my Beeeemer!!!", he whined.

"You lawyers are so materialistic, you make me sick!!!" retorted the officer, "You're so worried about your stupid BMW, that you didn't even notice that your left arm was ripped off!!!"

一个律师打开他的宝马车门，突然一辆汽车驶过来把门撞飞了，警察赶到现场，律师正痛苦地抱怨毁坏了他心爱的宝马。

“警察同志，看看他们把我的车弄的!!!”律师哀怨地说。

“你们律师真是物质至上，我很不舒服!”警察反驳说，“你这么关心你可恶的宝马，你可能没有注意到你的左胳膊也没了。”

律师终于注意到了血淋淋的左肩膀，“天哪，我的劳力士手表在哪儿?”