奇趣英语笑话笑死人

看英语笑话，既能学到英语知识，也能让我们变得开心，何乐而不为呢?以下是小编准备的奇趣英语笑话笑死人，一起来爆笑吧!

奇趣英语笑话笑死人(一)

A bar owner locked up his place at 2 a. m. and went home to sleep. He had been in bed only a few minutes when the phone rang." What time do you open up in the morning ?" he heard an obviously inebriated man inquire.

在凌晨两点，酒吧店主锁了店门，回家睡觉。他刚躺下几分钟，这时电话响了。“你早上几点营业?”他听到一位明显已醉醺醺的男子的声音。

The owner was so furious, he slammed down the receiver and went back to bed. A few minutes later there was another call and he heard the same voice ask the same question. "Listen," the owner shouted ,"there's no sense in asking me what time I open because I wouldn't let a person in your condition in-"

店主非常气愤，砰地一声挂上电话又上床去睡。几分钟后又有一个电话，他听到还是那个声音问同样的问题。“听着，”店主嚷道，“不要问我什么时候营业，因为我不会让你这种人进----”

"I don't want to get in," the caller interjected. "I want to get out“

我不是想进来，”那人打断他的话，“我要出去。”

奇趣英语笑话笑死人(二)

Will and Bill were quarrelling about whose father was the stronger. 维尔和比尔在争吵，谁的爸爸是更强壮的一个。

Will said, "Well, you know the Pacific Ocean ?

维尔说：“你知道太平洋吗?

My father's the one who dug the hole for it."

那个坑是我爸爸挖的。”

Bill wasn't impressed, "Well, that's nothing.

比尔不屑地说：“那没什么。

You know the Dead Sea ?

你知道死海吗?

My father's the one who killed it!"

那是我爸爸打死的。”

奇趣英语笑话笑死人(三)

A man was at the doctor's office. "Every time I drink a cup of coffee, Doctor, I have a stabbing pain in my right eye. What should I do?" he asked .

一位男子来到医生的办公室。“医生，每次我喝咖啡，我的右眼都有刺痛感。您说我该怎么办?”他问道。

"Take the spoon out of your cup. " answered the doctor.

“把勺子从咖啡杯里拿出来。”医生回答说。