笑喷你的经典英语笑话

英语笑话能让我们在快乐的氛围中学习到英语，以下是美文故事笑话栏目准备的笑喷你的经典英语笑话，一起来爆笑吧!

笑喷你的经典英语笑话(一)

The female dormitory will be out-of-bounds for all male students and vice versa. "Anybody caught breaking this rule will be fined $20 the first time. Anybody caught breaking this rule the 2nd time will be fined $60. Being caught a 3rd time will incur a fine of $180. Are there any questions?" At this moment, a male student in the crowd inquires, "Umm...How much for a season pass?"

女生宿舍将全面禁止男生进入，男生宿舍也同样不得女生光临。

"不论是谁，一旦违规，初犯将被罚款20美元。再犯要被罚款60美元。第3次被抓需要交180美元的罚款。还有什么疑问么?"

这时人群中一个男同学问道，"那么一个季度通行证需要多少钱?"

笑喷你的经典英语笑话(二)

He is really somebody

-- My uncle has 1000 men under him.

-- He is really somebody. What does he do?

-- A maintenance man in a cemetery.

他真是一个大人物

-- 我叔叔下面有1000个人。

-- 他真是一个大人物。干什么的?

-- 墓地守墓人。

笑喷你的经典英语笑话(三)

Father’s young peach tree

Unexpected cold snaps had destroyed the bubs on my father’s youngpeach tree for two years in a row. This spring Dad was ready. Hereplanted the sapling in a large box, mounted it on wheels, and putthe tree in the garage whenever the temperaturedropped.

One warm April day Dad was wheeling the tree out into the yard, andstopped to give our dog a drink from the garden hose. A neighborwatched the scene with amusement. “Frank,” he finally commented,“you’re the only man I know who walks his tree and waters hisdog!”

——Judee Hansen(Palos Park，Ill.)

父亲的小桃树

一场想不到的寒流摧毁了父亲的一排已经长了两年的小桃树。这年春天爸爸有所准备。他在一只大箱子里重新种下了树苗，把箱子放在一辆车子上。只要气温一下降，他就把树苗推到汽车房里去。

一个温暖的春日，爸爸把树苗推出来放到院子里，然后停下来用橡胶软管给狗饮水。一位邻居看着这种情景消遣。“弗兰克，”他终于评论道，“你是我认识的唯一一位能让树走路，又给狗浇水的人。”

——贾德.汉森(帕洛斯，伊利诺斯州)