笑死你的英语笑话

笑话来源于生活，经过艺术加工的语言形式,是艺术化的语言。下面小编马上为你带来笑死你的英语笑话，希望你会喜欢。

笑死你的英语笑话篇一：Fat Man and Thin Man 饥荒可能是你造成的

A very thin man met a very fat man in the hotel lobby. "From your looks," said the fat man, "there might have been a famine." "Yes," was the reply, "and from your looks, you might have caused it."

在旅馆大厅里，一个非常瘦的人遇到了一个非常胖的人。 胖子说：“看你的样子，可能有过饥荒。” “是的，”瘦子回答说，“看你的样子，饥荒可能是你造成的。”

笑死你的英语笑话篇二：Taking attendance 点名

On my first day of classes at my university I took a front-row seat in my literature course. The professor told us we would be responsible for reading five books, and that he would provide us with a list of authors from which we could choose. Then he ambled over to the lectern(讲台), took out his class book and began, "Baker, Black, Brooks, Carter, Cook..." I was working feverishly to get down all the names when I felt a tap on my shoulder. The student in back of me whispered, "He's taking attendance."

大学的第一天，文学课我坐在了前排。教授告诉我们这学期必须得读五本书，他提供我们可供选择的作者名单。随后他缓步走上讲台，拿出课本，“贝克、布莱克、布鲁斯、卡特、库克…”为了写下所有的名字，我不得不疯狂的作着记录。这时有人轻轻的拍我肩膀，坐在我后面的学生悄悄告诉我：“他在点名呢。”

笑死你的英语笑话篇三：I was the foreman 我是领班

Peter was telling a friend that he had just lost his job.

"Why did the foreman(领班) fire you?" the friend asked in surprise.

"Oh," Peter said, "you know how foreman are. They stand around with their hands in theirpockets watching everybody else work."

"We all know that," replied his friend. "But why did he let you go?"

"Jealousy," answered Pete. "All the other workers thought I was the foreman."

皮特告诉他的朋友他刚刚丢掉了工作。

“为什么领班会开除你?”朋友诧异地问。

“哦，”皮特说，“你知道领班是什么样的人。他们总是把手插在口袋了，站在旁边看其他人工作。”

“我们知道是这样。”朋友回答说。“但是为什么他会让你走?”

“嫉妒。”皮特回答。“其他所有的工人都认为我是领班。”

笑死你的英语笑话篇四：Two Attorneys 两个律师

Two attorneys went into a restaurant and ordered two drinks. Then they brought out sandwiches from their briefcases and started to eat. The owner marched over and told them, "You can't eat your own sandwiches here!"

The attorneys looked at each other, shrugged their shoulders and then exchanged sandwiches.

两个律师走进一个餐厅，要了两杯饮料，从包中拿出三明治开始吃起来。餐厅老板走过来警告说，“你们不能在这里吃自己的三明治。”

两个律师对看了一眼，耸耸肩，然后交换了手中的三明治。