英语简短笑话带翻译

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英语简短笑话带翻译篇一：

你在哪里遇到你太太呢

And Where Did You Meet Your Wife ?

你在哪里遇到你太太呢?

Two acquaintances were in the barber shop getting shaves at the same time.

两个熟识的朋友刚好同时在理发店内刮胡子。

After the barbers had finished,

理发师刮完他们的胡子后，

each man was asked if he would like some after-shave applied to his skin.

两人都被问到要不要在脸上抹上一些刮胡子后所使用的香水。

"No, no," answered the first man.

“不，不，”第一个先生说。

"My wife will think I've been in a whorehouse. "

“我太太会以为我去过妓院。”

"Go ahead," said the other.

“我没关系，”另一个先生说道。

"My wife has never been in a whorehouse ! "

“我太太从没在妓院待过!”

英语简短笑话带翻译篇二：

别急慢慢来

Let's Not Be Hasty

别急慢慢来

Said the wife to the husband.

一位妻子对她先生说道：

"Dear, we just have to get a new family doctor.

“亲爱的，我们必须另外再找一名家庭医师，

This is the third time old Dr. Davis gave me the wrong prescription and nearly killed me."

这已经是戴维斯医生第三次开错药方，差点就要我的命!…

"Oh, come on. sweetheart, let' s give him another chance. "

“喔，别这样吗!亲爱的，再给他一次机会试试看。”

英语简短笑话带翻译篇三：

Getting into His Work

专注于工作

The priest was so concerned with the welfare of his pretty young parishioner that he invited her to his private quarters to discuss her confession.

一位神父非常关切教区内一位年轻美丽的教友幸福，因此便邀她到他私人住处讨论她的忏悔。

"Now, let me get this straight," said the priest. "This young man you went out with did he put his arm around your shoulder like this?"

“现在让我把事情搞清楚，”神父说道，“这个年轻人跟你出去他是不是像这样把他的手臂绕在你的肩膀?”

"Yes, Father, and worse. "

“是的，神父，还有更糟的事情呢。”

"And did he put his hand on your thigh like this?"

“他也像这样把手放在你的大腿上吗?"

"Yes, Father, and worse. "

“是的，神父，还有更坏的呢。”

By now the clergyman was thoroughly aroused. He hiked the girl's skirt and gave her a vigorous humping. "And did he do this?" he inquired.

此时神父已被刺激得兴奋莫名，他撩起女孩的裙子，元气充沛地和她做起爱来，“他也这样做吗?"神父问道。

"Yes, Father, and worse, "

“是的，神父，还有更糟的呢!”

“ But what could be worse than what Ijust did?"

“有什么还比我刚刚所做的更糟呢?"

"I'm afraid, Father, that he gave me the clap."

“恐怕，神父，他把淋病传染给我了。”

英语简短笑话带翻译篇四：

迟到的原因The Reason of Being Late

Teacher: Johnny, why are you late for school every morning?

Johnny: Every time I come to the corner, a guidepost says, 'School -- Go Slow'.

老　师：约翰尼，为什么你每天早晨都迟到?

约翰尼：每当我经过学校附近的拐角处，就见路牌上写着‘学校-缓行’。