英语笑话

幽默的人不仅仅会说笑话，还要懂得他人说的笑话，来测试一下你的幽默细胞的指数有多高吧!

精品英语笑话大全爆笑一：

Stan: I won 92 goldfish.

Fred: Where are you going to keep them?

Stan: In the bathroom 。

Fred: But what will you do when you want to take a bath?

Stan: Blindfold them!

斯丹：我赢了 92 条金鱼。

弗雷德：你想在哪儿养它们?

斯丹：浴室。

弗雷德：但是你想洗澡时怎么办?

斯丹：蒙住它们的眼睛!

一个人的聪明才智会在幽默的谈吐中闪光，并且会深深吸引他人。下面，小编给大家收集整理了幽默英语笑话故事短文，增加幽默细胞，聪明的你一定会成为闪光点。

幽默英语笑话故事短文篇一：

A Sunday school teacher was telling her pupils the importance of making others glad. "Now, children," said she , "has anyone of you ever make someone else glad?"

"Please, teacher,"said a small boy,"I've make someone glad yesterday." 内容来自 www.meiwengushi.com

"Well done. Who was that?"

"My granny."

"Good boy. Now tell us how you made your grandmother glad."

总是有些时候莫名其妙的不开心，心情不佳的时候就会办什么都不在状态，你会这样么?这里小编收集整理了有趣的英语笑话故事，让你的心情速速好起来。

有笑话，大家一起笑，这就是分享快乐，也许，快乐就是这么简単。下面小编为你带来有趣的英语笑话短文带翻译，希望你会喜欢。

有趣的英语笑话短文带翻译一

Kid's Perspective

孩子的视角

On the way home from the first day of school, the father asked his son, "What did you do at school today?"

在上学第一天回家的路上，父亲问儿子，“你今天在学校做了什么?”

The little boy shrugged his shoulders and said, "Nothing".

小男孩耸耸肩说:“没什么。”

Hoping to draw his son into conversation, the father persisted and said, "Well, did you learn about any numbers, study certain letters, or maybe a particular color?"

为了把儿了引到谈话中来，父亲继续着话题，说道:“那么，你学习了任何数字、字母或者也许什么特定的颜色吗7”

总是有些时候莫名其妙的不开心，心情不佳的时候就会办什么都不在状态，你会这样么?这里小编收集整理了英语笑话大全乐翻天，让你的心情速速好起来。

英语笑话大全乐翻天一：Class, Lass and Ass

Professor Tom was going to meet his students on the next day, so he wrote some words on the blackboard which read as follows: "Professor Tom will meet the class tomorrow."

有笑话，大家一起笑，这就是分享快乐，也许，快乐就是这么简単。下面小编为你带来超级搞笑的英语小笑话，希望你会喜欢。

超级搞笑的英语小笑话一：Obstetrician Visit

Catherine, pregnant with her first child, paid a visit to her obstetrician's office.

After the exam, she shyly began, "My husband wants me to ask you..."

"I know, I know," the doctor said, placing a reassuring hand on her shoulder. "I get asked that all the time. Sex is fine until late in the pregnancy."

"No, that's not it," Catherine confessed. "He wants to know if I can still mow the lawn."

幽默的人不仅仅会说笑话，还要懂得他人说的笑话，来测试一下你的幽默细胞的指数有多高吧!

当听别人说笑话的时候觉得不大好笑，还会觉得冷很冷，可是自己看的时候，却笑到不行，你有这样的经历么?以下的容易懂的英语笑话，希望能让你欢乐笑不停。

容易懂的英语笑话篇一：Entering Heaven 进天堂

Three men died on Christmas Eve and were met by Saint Peter at the pearly gates。

三名男子都死于平安夜，而后分别在天堂之门被圣彼得召见。

"In honor of this holy season," Saint Peter said, "You must each possess something that symbolizes Christmas to get into heaven."圣彼得说：“因为这个神圣的节日，你们每个人都必须有象征圣诞节的物品才能进入天堂”。

笑话来源于生活，却又可以让我们的生多些欢乐、开心，现在，一起来开心爆笑下。

长一点的英语笑话【1】

What A Way To Go

There are two guys in a bar...one says, "Did your hear the news - Mike is dead!!!"

"Whoa, what the heck happened to him?" asks the other guy.

"Well he was on his way over to my house the other day and when he arrived outside the house he didn't brake properly and boom - He hit the curb, the car flipped over and he crashed through the sunroof - Went flying through the air and smashed through my upstairs bedroom window."

"What a horrible way to die!" says the other guy.

笑话大多揭示生活中乖谬的现象，具有讽刺性和娱乐性。其趣味有高下之分。小编你挑选了初二英语笑话故事，希望你会喜欢，一起来欢乐笑笑啊!