英语笑话

会讲笑话的人都是有幽默感的人，有幽默感的人患上抑郁症的可能性就大为减少，接下来一起来看看英文小笑话带翻译，看看你的幽默指数吧!

英文小笑话带翻译篇一：坚持不懈是一种美德

Many years after receiving my graduate degree, I returned to the State University of New Yorkat Binghamton as a faculty member. One day in a crowded elevator, someone remarked on itsinefficiency. I said the elevators had not changed in the 20 years since I began there as astudent.

获取研究生学位多年以后，我回到位于宾翰顿的纽约州立大学当教员。一天，电梯里很拥挤，有人抱怨电梯效率太低。我说自我在那里当学生起，20年来电梯一直没有换过。

幽默的人不仅仅会说笑话，还要懂得他人说的笑话，来测试一下你的幽默细胞的指数有多高吧!

英语笑话大全爆笑长一点篇一：Missing

The boss of a big company who needed to call one of his employees about an urgentproblem with one of the main computers, dialed the employee's home phone number and was greeted with a child's whisper, "Hello."

"Is your daddy home?" he asked.

"Yes," whispered the small voice.

"May I talk with him?"

The child whispered, "No."

Surprised, and wanting to talk with an adult, the boss asked, "Is your mommy there?"

"Yes."

"May I talk with her?"

笑话来源于生活，经过艺术加工的语言形式,是艺术化的语言。下面小编马上为你带来儿童幽默英文笑话，希望你会喜欢。

有笑话，大家一起笑，这就是分享快乐，也许，快乐就是这么简単。下面小编为你带来超好笑的英语笑话，希望你会喜欢。

超好笑的英语笑话一：hings Have Been Okay

A young couple were becoming anxious about their four-year-old son, who had not yet talked. They took him to specialists, but the doctors found nothing wrong with him. Then one morning at breakfast the boy suddenly blurted, "Mom, the toast is burned."

"You talked! You talked!" Shouted his mother. "I'm so happy! But why has it taked this long?"

"Well, up till now," Said the boy, "things have been okay."

一切都正常

会讲笑话的人都是有好人缘的人，所以我们要多亲近一些笑话大王们。现在小编也来当笑话大王啦!小编给大家收集整理了讲给孩子听的英语笑话，一起来笑笑，收集好人缘吧!

讲给孩子听的英语笑话一：Like a Straw

There were these two not so bright guys who had to get across the desert. Since they didn't have enough money for a car they decided to buy a camel.

笑一笑，十年少，小编为大家整理了几则幽默英语笑话,希望大家能展颜一笑,记得每天都要开心一刻哦!嘻嘻!

幽默英语笑话一：It's Sooooo Coooooold

Lorenzo Dow, an evangelist of the last century, was on a preaching tour when he came to a small town one cold winter's night.

He entered the local general store to get some warmth, and saw the town's lawyers gathered around the pot-bellied stove, discussing the town's business. Not one offered to allow Dow into the circle.

Dow told the men who he was, and that he had recently had a vision where he had been given a tour of Hell, much like the traveler in Dante's Inferno.

你知道学些笑话的好处么?当第一次见面的时候，总是有不知道该说什么的尴尬，这时候你就需要一些笑话，来缓解一下气氛呢，这里小编为你收集整理了超冷英语笑话，希望能对你有所帮助哈!

超冷英语笑话一：Misbehaving Guide Dog

A blind man was standing on the corner with his dog when the dog raised his leg and wet on the man's trouser leg.

The man reached in his pocket and took

out a doggie biscuit, which he fed to the dog.

A busy body who had been watching ran up to him and said, "You shouldn't do that. He'll never learn anything if you reward him when he does something like that!".

Dentist: Please stop howling. I haven't even touched your tooth yet. Patient: I know. But you are standing on my foot! 更多英语笑话尽在美文故事笑话网。

Dentist: Please stop howling. I haven't even touched your tooth yet. Patient: I know. But you are standing on my foot! 牙医：请不要再叫了，我都还没有挨着你的牙齿啊! 病人：但是，亲，你可知道，你踩到我脚了!!!

Teacher:Why are you late for school every morning? Tom:Every time I come to the corner,a sign says,"School-Go slow".老师:为什么你每天早晨都迟到? 汤姆:每当我经过学校的拐角处,就看见一个牌子上写着学校----慢行。

导读：在监狱里，一个人问新来的犯人为什么被关进来。新来的犯人回答说：我想我真是倒霉。几天前我在街上走的时候，看到一根脏绳子，以为没人要了，便捡起来带了回家。更多英语笑话尽在美文故事笑话网。

The man in the prison asked a new comer why he was sent there. The new comer answered: I am out of luck, I think. A few days ago I was walking in the street when I saw a piece of dirty rope. I thought nobody wanted it and so I picked it up and took it home.

But it is not against the law to pick up a piece of rope and take home!

一个家伙正在看报纸，他的妻子走到他身后，用一只煎锅敲他的后脑勺。想看更多的英语笑话请跟小编来美文故事笑话网吧。

A guy is reading his paper when his wife walks up behind him and smacks him on the back of the head with a frying pan.

He asks, What was that for?

She says, I found a piece of paper in your pocket with 'Betty Sue' written on it.

He says, Jeez, honey, 'Betty Sue' was the name of the horse I bet on. She shrugs and walks away.

Three days later he's reading his paper when she walks up behind him and smacks him on the back of the head again with the frying pan.