英语笑话
笑翻天经典英语笑话大全
我们总有不开心的时候，这时候，我们需要几则笑话来让我们开心，今天我们就一起来看看笑翻天经典英语笑话大全吧!
笑翻天经典英语笑话大全(一)
An Essential Correction 实质性的纠正
Teacher: Walter, why don't you wash your face? I can see what you had for breakfast this morning.
Walter: What was it?
Teacher: Eggs.
Walter: Wrong. That was yesterday.
老师：沃尔特，你为什么不洗脸?我看得出你今天早饭吃了什么。
沃尔特：我吃了什么?
老师：鸡蛋。
沃尔特：错了，老师。那是昨天吃的。
笑翻天经典英语笑话大全(二)
Knife and Drum 刀和鼓
Ma: Pa, I don't think the neighbors like the new drum we got Johnny for Christmas.
Pa: Why not?
精选一分钟英语笑话
幽默寓于笑话之中，它是笑话的精料，智慧之所在。今天我们就一起来看看精选一分钟英语笑话吧!
精选一分钟英语笑话(一)
I Understand Him我懂他的话
While eating in a restaurant, I reprimanded my four-year-old son for speaking with his mouth full . "Mump umn Kmpfhm," was all I heard.
"Drew," I scolded, "no one can understand a word you're saying.
"He says he wants some ketchup," my husband said calmly . A woman sitting nearby leaned over and asked, "How in the world did you understand him?"
"I'm a dentist," my husband explained.
精选笑翻天英语笑话合集
生活需要笑话，笑话能愉悦我们的心情，今天我们就一起来看看精选笑翻天英语笑话合集吧!
精选笑翻天英语笑话合集(一)
TOM'S EXCUSE
Teacher: Tom, why are you late for school every day?
Tom: Every time I come to the corner, a sign says, "School-Go
Slow".
汤姆的借口
老师：汤姆，您为什么每天上学迟到?
汤姆：我每次路过拐角，一个路标上面写着："学校----慢行。"
精选笑翻天英语笑话合集(二)
Mum advice her daughter "if a boy touched ur breast say DON'T n if he touched ur vegi... say STOP IT. 1 week later.the girl told her mum." mum a boy touched my both then i said DON'T STOP IT"
笑喷你的经典英语笑话
英语笑话能让我们在快乐的氛围中学习到英语，以下是美文故事笑话栏目准备的笑喷你的经典英语笑话，一起来爆笑吧!
笑喷你的经典英语笑话(一)
The female dormitory will be out-of-bounds for all male students and vice versa. "Anybody caught breaking this rule will be fined $20 the first time. Anybody caught breaking this rule the 2nd time will be fined $60. Being caught a 3rd time will incur a fine of $180. Are there any questions?" At this moment, a male student in the crowd inquires, "Umm...How much for a season pass?"
女生宿舍将全面禁止男生进入，男生宿舍也同样不得女生光临。
"不论是谁，一旦违规，初犯将被罚款20美元。再犯要被罚款60美元。第3次被抓需要交180美元的罚款。还有什么疑问么?"
一分钟爆笑英语笑话
从笑话中学习英语，轻松自在，让你充满自信、左右逢源。以下是小编为大家准备的一分钟爆笑英语笑话，一起来爆笑吧!
一分钟爆笑英语笑话(一)
It's Good to Admit a Fault 认错John is not a "good" student. He always sleeps in the class. Today he sleeps again.
"John!" Teacher says angrily.
"What? What's wrong?" John is awaken.
"Why do you make a face? It's classroom. Look! Everyone is laughing." Teacher says.
"No one is laughing." Teacher says.
"No, it's not me. I was not making a face. I was sleeping." John fells upset.
有翻译爆笑英语笑话
笑一笑，十年少，笑话可以愉悦我们的心情，以下是有翻译爆笑英语笑话，一起来爆笑吧!
有翻译爆笑英语笑话(一)
人之初：At the beginning of life.
(英翻中:生命的起初)
性本善：Sex is good.
(白话文:性是美好的)
性相近：Basically, all the sex are same.
(英翻中:基本上,所有的性行为是差不多滴)
习相远：But it depends on how the way you do it.
(英翻中:但还是得依照个人的喜好而为之)
苟不教：If you do not practice all the time.
(英翻中:若你不随时勤练精进)
性乃迁：Sex will leave you.
(英翻中:性将远离你的生活)
教之道：The way of learning it..
(英翻中:学习性的指导原则)
贵以专：is very important to make love with only one person..
(英翻中:最最重要的法则是做性这档事只能对一个人)
带翻译的英语笑话精选
幽默寓于笑话之中，它是笑话的精料，智慧之所在。以下是小编为大家准备的带翻译的英语笑话精选，一起来爆笑吧!
带翻译的英语笑话精选(一)
【Three Turtles】三只乌龟
Three turtles decided to have a cup of coffee. Just as they got into the cafe, it started to rain.
The biggest turtle said to the smallest one, " Go home and get the umbrella."
The little turtle replied, "I will, if you don't drink my offee."
"We won't," the other two promised.
Two years later the big turtle said to the middle turtle, "Well, I guess he isn't coming back, so we might as well drink his coffee."
精选逗趣英语笑话
生活需要笑话，笑话能愉悦我们的心情，今天我们就一起来看看精选逗趣英语笑话吧!
精选逗趣英语笑话(一)
Teacher: Here are two birds, one is a swallow, the other is sparrow. Now who can tell us which is which?
Student: I cannot point out but I know the answer.
Teacher: Please tell us.
Student: The swallow is beside the sparrow and the sparrow is beside the swallow.
老师： 这儿有两只鸟，一只是麻雀。谁能指出哪只是燕子，哪只是麻雀吗?
学生：我指不出，但我知道答案。
老师：请说说看。
学生：燕子旁边的就是麻雀，麻雀旁边的就是燕子。
英语笑话经典段子
笑话是一种简短的艺术语言，它能调剂我们的心情，今天我们就一起来看看英语笑话经典段子吧!
英语笑话经典段子(一)
一个小男孩非常想要一百美元买一辆自行车，但是祈祷了两个星期也没有结果。于是，他决定给上帝写一封信要这一百美元。当邮局收到这封收信人为“美国，上帝”的信后，他们决定把它寄给美国总统。总统很重视，也很感动。他命令他的秘书寄给个小男孩五美元纸钞。总统认为这对于一个小男孩来说应该是一笔大钱了。这个小男孩收到这五美元后非常高兴，又坐下来给上帝写了一封感谢信，信中写道:
极品英语笑话笑死人
从笑话中学习英语，轻松自在，让你充满自信、左右逢源。以下是小编为大家准备的极品英语笑话笑死人，一起来爆笑吧!
极品英语笑话笑死人(一)
the formula for water
水的分子式
teacher: what the chemical formula for water is the?
老师：水的分子式是什么?
blonde: hijklmno!!
花瓶：hijklmno!!
teacher: what are you talking about?
老师：你在说什么?
blonde: yesterday you said its h to o!
花瓶：昨天你不是说h to o吗?
极品英语笑话笑死人(二)
a life for a life
以“命”抵命