英语笑话

多看些英语笑话，既能开心，又能学到英语知识，今天我们就一起来看看愚人幽默英语笑话吧!

愚人幽默英语笑话(一)

A young couple was becoming anxious about their four-year-old son, who had not yet talked. They took him to specialists, but the doctors found nothing wrong with him.

一对年轻的夫妇对于他们四岁的儿子仍然不会说话这件事非常着急。他们带他去看专家，但是医生们找不出任何不正常的地方。

Then one morning at breakfast the boy suddenly blurted, "Mom, the toast is burned."

之后有一天早上，这个男孩突然说道：“妈妈，面包拷糊了。”

"You talked! You talked!" shouted his mother. "I'm so happy! But why has it taken this long."

幽默寓于笑话之中，它是笑话的精料，智慧之所在。以下是小编为大家准备的笑破肚皮英语笑话3则，一起来爆笑吧!

从笑话中学习英语，轻松自在，让你充满自信、左右逢源。今天我们就一起来看看双语带翻译英语笑话吧!

双语带翻译英语笑话(一)

Customer: Waiter, I've only got one piece of meat in my dish.

Waiter:Just a moment, sir and I'll cut it in two.

顾客：服务员，我盘子里怎么只有一块肉?

服务员：先生，请稍候，我去把它切成两块。

双语带翻译英语笑话(二)

A: I have the perfect son.

B: Does he smoke?

A: No, he doesn't.

B: Does he drink whiskey?

A: No, he doesn't.

B: Does he ever come home late?

A: No, he doesn't.

幽默寓于笑话之中，它是笑话的精料，智慧之所在。以下是小编准备的逗趣英语笑话带翻译，一起来爆笑吧!

逗趣英语笑话带翻译(一)

My husband and I are both writers. During dinner conversations, we often tell our children about our working days. It wasn't clear how much they absorbed until one day I overheard my seven-year- old, Lucy, cry out in frustration at her five-year-old sister, Charlotte, "You, you... you editor!"

坏印象

我丈夫和我都是作家。晚夕谈话中，我们经常给孩子们谈到我们的工作。没人清楚他们听懂了多少。直到有一天，我偶然听到七岁的女儿卢希烦恼地向她五岁的妹妹喊道：“你，你----你这个编辑!”

1. why are people tired on april fool's day? (愚人节人们为什么疲倦?)

答：because they have just had a long march. ( 因为他们刚过了长长的三月。march 三月;行军)

2.what weather do mice and rats fear? (老鼠害怕什么天气?)

答：when it's raining cats and dogs.(下大雨。rain cats and dogs 下大雨 )

3.when do dogs refuse to follow their masters? (狗什么时候不愿跟随主人?)

答：when their masters go to the flea market.(主人去跳蚤市场时。flea 跳蚤 flea market 旧货市场 )

4.what question can never be answered by “yes”? (哪个问题永远不能回答“是的”?)

答：are you asleep? (你睡着了吗)

从笑话中学习英语，轻松自在，让你充满自信、左右逢源。今天我们就一起来看看经典的英语笑话吧!

经典的英语笑话(一)

1. Do not walk behind me, for I may not lead. Do not walk ahead of me, for I may not follow. Do not walk beside me either. Just pretty much leave me the hell alone.

2. The journey of a thousand miles begins with a broken fan belt and leaky tire.

3. It's always darkest before dawn. So if you're going to steal your neighbor's newspaper, that's the time to do it.

4. Don't be irreplaceable. If you can't be replaced, you can't be promoted.

笑话是幽默的载体，一个成功的笑话能流传千古，听者和讲者都会感到快乐、欣喜，拍掌叫好!今天我们就一起来看看笑出腹肌英语笑话吧!

笑出腹肌英语笑话(一)

Egg Rolling.

滚彩蛋

In England, Germany and some other countries, children rolled eggs down hills on Easter morning, a game which has been connected to the rolling away of the rock from Jesus Christ's tomb when he was resurrected.在英格兰，德国和其他一些国家，孩子们在复活节早上把蛋从山坡上滚下来。这是个和耶稣复活时滚走他坟墓上的石头头关系的游戏。 British settlers brought this custom to the New World.英国殖民者把这个习俗带去了美洲。

笑出腹肌英语笑话(二)

A Good Boy

从笑话中学习英语，轻松自在，让你充满自信、左右逢源。今天我们就一起来看看笑疯了英语笑话吧!

笑疯了英语笑话(一)

Gardening Gloves

For months I hinted that I needed a new wedding ring, since I had developed an allergy to gold. On my birthday, while I was gardening, my husband asked me for gift suggestions. I held my hands up and said, "Well, you'll notice that my hands are bare."

Later that evening I opened my present with enthusiasm. "Happy birthday," he said, as I unwrapped a new pair of gardening gloves.

园艺手套

几个月以来，我一直在向丈夫暗示我需要一枚新的结婚戒指，因为我对黄金有点过敏。生日那天，我正在干园艺活时，丈夫问我想要什么礼物。我举起双手说：“嗯，你肯定看到了，我的两手都是光光的。”

看一些英语笑话，既能学到知识，也能开心，何乐而不为呢?今天我们就一起来看看笑死人的英语笑话大全吧!

笑死人的英语笑话大全(一)

Little Johnny says "Mom, when I was on the bus with Daddy this morning,

小强尼说：“妈妈，今天早上和爸爸在公车上时，

he told me to give up my seat to a lady."

他叫我让座给一位女士。”

"You've done the right thing," says Mommy.

妈妈说：“你做得很对呀。”

"But Mommy, I was sitting on daddy's lap."

“但是，妈妈，我是坐在爸爸膝盖上的。”

笑死人的英语笑话大全(二)

Ivan came home with a bloody nose

伊凡鼻子流着血回到家里。

and his mother asked, "What happened?"

他妈妈问，“发生了什么事?”

幽默寓于笑话之中，它是笑话的精料，智慧之所在。今天我们就一起来看看欢乐英语笑话带翻译吧!

欢乐英语笑话带翻译(一)

班里公开选举班花。小丽是个才女，但是相貌平平。她大胆地走上讲台，发表自己的竞选演说：“各位兄弟姐妹，虽然我长相一般，但是我希望大家投我一票。几年以后，在座的姐妹们结婚了，可以骄傲地对你们先生说‘我上大学的时候，比我们的班花还漂亮。’”